Deserving of the Crown of Shame....

Hello my friends!!
So pretty much I had a Sheri moment... Don't you all miss those??? Well I for sure don't!
Ok so come on a journey with me... It is 12:05 and I go to my locker to get my lunch, not a problem at all everything goes fine!! I go sit down with my friends and Tasha asks my for a quarter, so I give her my locker combination... She comes back two minuts later and tells me that isn't the right one... So I told her a different sequence of numbers... Still not the right one. SO I go to my locker only to realize I completely forgot my combination.. How I don't know.. So I was trying all of the different orders of numbers ( I knew what three they were) and I couldn't get it. So I went to the vice principle ( all the gowns and hats were in his office... Ohh scary!!!!!!) and ask him if he had my combination on record.. Turns out I didn't give it to them at the beginning of the year so he proceeds to tell me that we will have to cut it off... I told him we will see if I could get it,well turns out I am a freaking idiot and still couldn't remember it, so we went back and got the vice and got him to cut it off and I got a new lock!! Ok it get worse if you are not sitting down please for the health and safety of everyone take a seat...
So I went to tell my friends that we gave up figuring that my lock was broken and cute it off.. I told them how stupid I felt and my friend was like " no I am the stupid one, you gave me your combo a couple months ago and it is in my locker", soooo we all go to Megans locker and get the combination still thinking that it was broken and go figure it was that one COMBINATION I didn't try!!
So I am a dumb blonde, and will wear the crown of shame happily!!!!!
come on give me your smart remarks I can take it!!
GOtta go love you guys.
The one and only DWEEB!!!!